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The Dysfunctional Weiner

14 Jun
Anthony Weiner at the LGBT Pride parade, New Y...

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Long time no blog, I know.

I just couldn’t pass up discussing the latest news about Congressman Anthony Weiner.

To many, his actions seem indefensible.  To me, understanding this situation is a matter of comparison.

We’ve seen many Federal figureheads resign as a result of sex scandals.  One of the main differences with Weiner is that there is no physical sex involved in the story!

Anyone that becomes a popular media icon ends up being held to unrealistic standard of living. 

I can only imagine what it must feel like to be so Left in a governing body that is so Right Wing.

I am not using stress associated with his job as an excuse to justify Weiner’s obviously irresponsible actions- However, pleading for this man to resign and quit his job is outrageous.

What does taking pictures of yourself and sending them to women have to do with his stance on healthcare and the federal budget?

Weiner works nonstop, and never quits prematurely.  He has always been regarded by the Left as rock solid, never going astray from his political stances.

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Just a thought:

The Left is dismissing Weiner as the stain on the “blue dress” of the democratic party and calling for his resignation.

As if  the Left wasn’t already popular as being “blue dress” wearing sissies, now they are running away from defending one of their most effective spokespeople.

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I hope that Congressman Weiner does not resign, because he has a proven record of fighting for the people he represents…the penises that comprise America as we know it.

Everyone is a little bit of a dick, which is why this Congressman is America’s favorite Weiner.

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TheMiserableRanter

So, Charlie Sheen Has Lost His Mind…WIN!

7 Mar
Charlie Sheen in March 2009

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He really has lost touch.

You should all watch/listen to this:

Today, Charlie Sheen was finally let go from the hit show Two and a Half Men.

It’s a great show, and I hope they do not try to replace Sheen because it will not work.

But how messed up is Sheen really?

To me, the ultimate test if Sheen is still sane is: if he refers to his terminated contract for Two and a Half Men as a “win“.

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Doesn’t he look kind of like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead though?

Obviously the hair color is different, but aside from that…I’m sure Sheen would admit to being a raging “bunghole” at times…maybe even a “cornholio”.

(All those were legit quotes from Sheen, by the way)

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I mean, the poor guy (scratch that- filthy rich guy*****) does enough coke in one session to kill two and a half Mexicans.

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But no one can deny that the guy is smart.  He has a way with words, even if at times he doesn’t actually mean anything or make any sense.

When he speaks, its almost poetic.

I think his quotes will be remembered for years to come.

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I will leave you with my top 5 favorite Charlie Sheen Quotes:

1. “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen (even though he’s a low-life scumbag wife beater) It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

2. “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

3. “Can’t is the cancer of happening.”

4. “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

5. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

Your favorite nutcase,

TheMiserableRanter

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