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So, Charlie Sheen Has Lost His Mind…WIN!

7 Mar
Charlie Sheen in March 2009

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He really has lost touch.

You should all watch/listen to this:

Today, Charlie Sheen was finally let go from the hit show Two and a Half Men.

It’s a great show, and I hope they do not try to replace Sheen because it will not work.

But how messed up is Sheen really?

To me, the ultimate test if Sheen is still sane is: if he refers to his terminated contract for Two and a Half Men as a “win“.

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Doesn’t he look kind of like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead though?

Obviously the hair color is different, but aside from that…I’m sure Sheen would admit to being a raging “bunghole” at times…maybe even a “cornholio”.

(All those were legit quotes from Sheen, by the way)

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I mean, the poor guy (scratch that- filthy rich guy*****) does enough coke in one session to kill two and a half Mexicans.

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But no one can deny that the guy is smart.  He has a way with words, even if at times he doesn’t actually mean anything or make any sense.

When he speaks, its almost poetic.

I think his quotes will be remembered for years to come.

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I will leave you with my top 5 favorite Charlie Sheen Quotes:

1. “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen (even though he’s a low-life scumbag wife beater) It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

2. “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

3. “Can’t is the cancer of happening.”

4. “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

5. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

Your favorite nutcase,

TheMiserableRanter

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BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Palin gets “spudnutted” on by Cenk Ugyur

1 Feb

I was going to write a whole blog post on this new Sarah Palin moronicism (not a word, I know), but then decided that this clip pretty much says all that there needs to be said.

Now that you’ve seen this clip I’d like to add a few things that don’t need to be said.


1. Why do I feel that Sarah Palin’s career will ultimately lead her into porn?

2. Next thing you know, Palin will begin referring to the phrase Spudnutted on her face,” as Blood Libel.

and last but not least,

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The US Constitution Preamble:

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Sarah Palin’s Real Americans Constitution Preamble:

We the People, of the Real Americas, in order for form a more sad international image, establish deregulation of all guns, insure domestic terrorism, provide tax breaks for billionaires, generally never promote those on Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to Christians and our lobbyists, do or die and establish the largest deficit in American history because of my insane version of the Constitution of the United States of America.

All hail the comic relief of American news media/politics, Sarah Palin.

And while you’re on your knees hailing, blow me.

TheMiserableRanter

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