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So, Charlie Sheen Has Lost His Mind…WIN!

7 Mar
Charlie Sheen in March 2009

Image via Wikipedia

He really has lost touch.

You should all watch/listen to this:

Today, Charlie Sheen was finally let go from the hit show Two and a Half Men.

It’s a great show, and I hope they do not try to replace Sheen because it will not work.

But how messed up is Sheen really?

To me, the ultimate test if Sheen is still sane is: if he refers to his terminated contract for Two and a Half Men as a “win“.

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Doesn’t he look kind of like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead though?

Obviously the hair color is different, but aside from that…I’m sure Sheen would admit to being a raging “bunghole” at times…maybe even a “cornholio”.

(All those were legit quotes from Sheen, by the way)

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I mean, the poor guy (scratch that- filthy rich guy*****) does enough coke in one session to kill two and a half Mexicans.

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But no one can deny that the guy is smart.  He has a way with words, even if at times he doesn’t actually mean anything or make any sense.

When he speaks, its almost poetic.

I think his quotes will be remembered for years to come.

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I will leave you with my top 5 favorite Charlie Sheen Quotes:

1. “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen (even though he’s a low-life scumbag wife beater) It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

2. “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

3. “Can’t is the cancer of happening.”

4. “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

5. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

Your favorite nutcase,

TheMiserableRanter

Unstoppable Penis Meets Impenetrable Vagina.

24 Dec

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

I predict that the result will cause nanoriffic explosions in the brain holes of your neurons.

So anyway, I am working on my youtube channel, keep your eyes on it.

I uploaded a trailer today of what is to come.

Should be full of fuck.

MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL BICHIZ.

It will be explosive-

When I say “explosive,” I mean that my YouTube channel will consist of constant explosions and implosions.

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I’ve just eaten Chinese food and now I feel sick, thanks China.

You know you’re going to feel sick afterwards, but you make that call anyway.

You call that grueling, nauseating number in the hope that somehow you can fill that gaping hole inside of you.

Then when you finally reach the local brothel, they tell you they’re out of Chinese food.

Fuckin’ A.  What a disappointment.

Have a Merry Miserable Christmas by the way.

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