Hungry Hobos Make Bad Pancakes

4 Feb

I saw a story on the news once of a woman who locked her  3 kids in her basement and only fed them pancake batter for weeks.

Welcome to my world.  I am the pancake batter.

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Ok seriously, what is the deal with Trojan Fire and Ice condoms?

I don’t want fire OR ice anywhere near my cock.  And to make matters worse the prospect of my penis on fire just shriveled me testes.

Be honest, does this ad make you want to buy this product?

Upon purchasing your item, your hair will morph into Sonic The Hedgehog.

I guess with that super sonic speed you could do some serious boning.

Hmmmmmmmm.

Sorry Trojan, still not sold.

I’d be laughing the whole time at her hair.

Hysterical laughter + libido= Fail.

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“You can take the person out of the cock, but you can’t take the cock out of the person.”

TheMiserableRanter

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2 Responses to “Hungry Hobos Make Bad Pancakes”

  1. Sapphire Black February 5, 2011 at 1:52 am #

    Hysterical laughter + libido= me = not the biggest fail yet. but i’m with you on the whole ‘i’m not sold thing’

  2. themiserableranter February 13, 2011 at 11:33 pm #

    Yeah, but seriously, ever tried orgasming whist laughing maniacally? It’s not easy.

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