Sick and Twisted Magical Pepsi

18 Jan

I’M BACK BICHIZ, and I’m still white.

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I love you bastards, but I also really hate you.

When I die though, don’t write hateful shit on my grave, OK?

And in turn I won’t drive my fucking truck through your front door on the day of your mother’s wake.

Deal?

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Below are 4 REAL GRAVESTONES in Mexico.

The translations are on the right side.


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I’ll admit, I didn’t make these images myself, but they’re still funny.  I doubt they’re real though, I mean…look at those names?

Pancrazio..?  Chinchilla..? Really?

Cut the dead some slack, however cunty they may have been.

Cuntabulously Yours,

TheMiserableRanter

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7 Responses to “Sick and Twisted Magical Pepsi”

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  2. CB January 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

    When I die, I want:

    Rebel Slut-Prom Queen written on my grave stone.

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  5. themiserableranter February 13, 2011 at 11:36 pm #

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    The biggest tip I can give is that your page needs to be comprised of content that you can pump out consistently. This content needs to be a natural part of your personality, otherwise it will feel like work at SOME point. To avoid that, find which part of yourself you can tap into in order to keep the blog consistent. Writing on a constant basis is tough to do but is real important.
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  6. themiserableranter February 13, 2011 at 11:47 pm #

    Wow, that is epic as hell. lol =)

  7. themiserableranter February 13, 2011 at 11:47 pm #

    HI!

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