Writer’s Block? More like exploding penguins!

12 Dec

WARNING: THIS PICTURE MAY BE TOO GRAPHIC FOR CERTAIN AUDIENCES.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

ITS 10 O’CLOCK, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?

Been suffering from my first case of blogger’s block- Not to be confused with the terminal degenerative disease “blogger’s cock”.

I gotta stop taking those vitamins man, they’re fucking with my head.

So yeah! I made a Twitter account, and a Facebook fan page, SO ADD ME BICHiZ!  Twitter ID is MiserableRanter and just search Facebook for TheMiserableRanter

So, what to discuss.  Which direction to go…meaningful prose, or empty vulgarities…?

Has this blog quenched your thirst for a quick fix?  A quick jolt of cunts and cocks wrapped in intestinal linings always does the trick!  Ouch, intestinal linings, now there’s a freaky image.   The first thing that comes into my mind is hot-dog or sausage casings.  What about you?

Enough talk about ground pig eyelids, let us discuss the current political climate in Uganda.  Apparently being gay in Uganda earns one life in prison.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwjlE8nV80Q

This guy ,David Bahati, is a Ugandan diplomat- A parliament member.  He proposed a bill a “Kill the Gays Bill.”  jajajajajajaja

Just curious, what level of assholeness would you consider this guy?

Under this bill, consensual homosexual acts by Ugandan citizens in other countries warrants deportation and life imprisonment.

The guy keeps mentioning that gay people are hurting/damaging his kids in some way.  Gay people “hurt his family”. lulululz

HAHA HE SAYS THAT the US GOVERNMENT FUNNELS MONEY INTO PROGRAMS THAT BRAINWASH TEENAGERS TO BECOME GAY. And he’s got “abundant evidence.”

He is gonna need abundant lube when the rest of the civilized world fucks him in the ass so hard he will defecate a Baby Jesus. May he Rest In Penises.

Now that you all feel smart, current, and entertained, it is time for me to log off for now.

Don’t forget to check back for new posts you bastards.  Who knows, I may even start doing Youtube videos.

Meh.

Fuck a duck,

TheMiserableRanter

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One Response to “Writer’s Block? More like exploding penguins!”

  1. Sapphire Black December 17, 2010 at 12:22 am #

    hey thanks for the follow! i do remember seeing some sort of viral youtube video relating to something like this, the Uganda thing. one of those ray william johnson things. but i didn’t know it was that bad…..do people consider this somewhat like genocide if it reaches that point eventually?

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